• Paperlike Screen Protector
  
• Cyborg cockroach armies can now be mass-produced at a rate of one every 68 seconds
  
• Hydrogels can learn to play Pong
  
  • Lavarand
    
• Hackers Can Jailbreak Digital License Plates to Make Others Pay Their Tolls and Tickets
  
  • How a 'NULL' License Plate Landed One Hacker in Ticket Hell
    
  • XKCD Exploits of a Mom with Little Johnny Tables
    
  • Grandmother gets hundreds of false tickets due to Star Trek vanity plates
    
  • $14 on Amazon

Cutting Room Floor

• I'd Rather Be Sick Than Eat Progresso Soup Drops Ever Again
  
• Running Doom On An Apple Lightning To HDMI Adapter

• Gunar prepares for a half marathon with Runna
  
• Gunnar is awarded the rank of Legendary on Call of Duty Mobile
  
• Dave enjoyed The Penguin
  
• The '#1 restaurant in Austin' doesn't exist
  
• Do Robots Love Their Customers? Automated Restaurants Face Human Issues.
  
  • Related/prophetic? Kramer’s DIY pizza business plan
    
  • Acquired IKEA Episode
    
• Speaking of restaurants: Chinese Pizza Hut launches deep fried frog pizza
  
• Trying to outrun Ukrainian drones? Kursk traffic cams still issue speeding tickets.
  
• Ukrainian drones now spray 2,500° C thermite streams right into Russian trenches
  
• Nöthin' But A Good Time: The Uncensored Story of '80s Hair Metal
  
  • Sweet Child o' Mine

Cutting Room Floor

• Casio's odd watch-shaped smart ring is actually coming to the US
  
• A Sweater That Doubles as a Wi-Fi Booster? Researchers' Knitting Promises Smart Future Clothing